恋爱必读：男女英语大不同！

当双方说同一句话但背后的意思可是完全不同的意思。下面就来解读一下咯，恋爱中的男女必看哦。

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

当说这些时，女生想表达的是

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to do that

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset

You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

Be romantic and turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = I want new curtains, carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I want something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something terrible today

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

MEN'S ENGLISH

当说这些时，男生想表达的是

I'm hungry = I'm hungry

I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy

I'm tired = I'm tired

Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

Nice dress! = Nice tits!

You look tense = I want to fondle you

What's wrong? = What self-inflicted psychological trauma is it this time?

What's wrong? = I'm guessing sex is out of the question

I'm bored = Would you like to fuck?

I love you = I'd like to fuck right now

I love you, too = I really want to fuck

Let's talk = I'd like to show you my emotional depth as a prelude to sex

Will you marry me? = I really enjoy having sex with you

看看女生的闺蜜和男生的哥们有什么差别：

A woman came home and her husband asked her "Where were you last night?"

老婆回到家，老公问：“昨晚你去哪儿了？”

So she lied: "I was out with a friend and I slept over at her house"

老婆撒谎：“和一个朋友出去玩，睡她家了。”

So the man called ten of her best friends and all of them told him that his wife didn't spend the night at their house.

老公挨个打了她10个闺蜜的电话，全都说他老婆没睡在她们家。

A few days later, the man comes home and his wife asks him "Where were you last night?"

几天后，老公回家时老婆问：“昨晚你去哪儿了？”

So he lied: "I was out with a friend and I slept over at his house"

老公撒谎：“和一个朋友出去玩，睡他家了。”

So the woman called ten of his best friends - 7 of them told her that he had indeed stayed over with them, 2 of them told her that he was in fact still there at their house and the last one said "Hello Darling, sorry for not calling you earlier!"

于是老婆打给了他10个哥们——7个说“嫂子你放心，他确实睡我家”，2个说“是是是，他现在还在睡呢”，最后一个说“亲爱的，对不起啊忘了打电话给你了”。。。

男女差异的至理名言：

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.